Black Jokes Humor : Potentially and Realistically

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  1. 4EVERLUV

    4EVERLUV Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is
    the difference between potentially and realistically?"

    The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your
    mother if She would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

    Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
    million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
    million dollars.

    Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

    So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
    Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

    The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use
    that money to

    fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

    The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep
    with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

    The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep
    with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

    The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep
    with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

    "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a
    million bucks would buy?"

    The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

    His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
    potentially and realistically?"

    The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on
    three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."
     
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    hahahahahahaha!!!
    that sums it up alright
    lol
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :spin: ...lol..Good one
     
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  5. Keita Kenyatta

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    You are good ! You just covered a large segment of people in your joke...simply meaning that there's more hookers and homos out in the world than you or I know about !:thinking: :terrific: :terrific:
     
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