Black Short Stories : Positions Open

Discussion in 'Short Stories - Authors - Writing' started by Moorfius, Aug 15, 2005.

  1. Moorfius

    Moorfius Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    There are positions open for slaves at the BushLand plantation. Applicants must be willing to smile, pick cotton & tobacco, chop sugar cane, smile, mop, scrub, make beds, clean bed pans & spittoons, smile, cook, wash & iron, smile, file papers, be a watch dog or guard dog if necessary, smile, give up da booty, smile, drink the master's liquor, smoke the master's dope, smile, lick the mistress's toes, find the mistresses pills, smile, celebrate the master's holy days, die for the master, obey and be beneath the mistress, smile, goddip, sing spirituals, DJ & rap, smile, mourn the dead and be able to take a good *** whipping. The job is unpaid. Stars immediately. Condoleezza Oprah (Bessie) Rice will conduct all interviews. You must know how to be mindlessly happy. Free passes to Fun World and given out every year to those that know their place and smile.
     
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    this was tyte. had me shaking my head through the whole read. its a d*mn shame that so many people think that bush is a great president.makes u wanna yell n scream, telling them to wake the h*ll up.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    word this was heavy and what a story
     
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    woah. dang
     
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    not sure this is a short story, or even a story @ all, but i liked the thinking behind the paragraph.

    i wish u would develop & expand it 2 something a bit longer, depending on what u were trying 2 convey w it.

    i like the way u think :luvv:
     
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    This could be a good IDea for a short story...
     
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    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    Reading this while listening to nonstop jazz radio made me think.
     
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