There are positions open for slaves at the BushLand plantation. Applicants must be willing to smile, pick cotton & tobacco, chop sugar cane, smile, mop, scrub, make beds, clean bed pans & spittoons, smile, cook, wash & iron, smile, file papers, be a watch dog or guard dog if necessary, smile, give up da booty, smile, drink the master's liquor, smoke the master's dope, smile, lick the mistress's toes, find the mistresses pills, smile, celebrate the master's holy days, die for the master, obey and be beneath the mistress, smile, goddip, sing spirituals, DJ & rap, smile, mourn the dead and be able to take a good *** whipping. The job is unpaid. Stars immediately. Condoleezza Oprah (Bessie) Rice will conduct all interviews. You must know how to be mindlessly happy. Free passes to Fun World and given out every year to those that know their place and smile.