There was a little baby who was born with no eyelids. His parents were upset. His mother was crying. The doctor said look ive never tried this before but i think i may have an idea? Your son needs a circumcision. We can take the access skin and use it to make your son some eyelids. the parents were like just do what ever it takes. The doctor took the child in to perform the procedure. He came out and said to the parents everything went well except one thing. the parents were like oh no what is it. The doc said he is now COCKeyed for life lmao.