Black Jokes Humor : Ponderisms

Discussion in 'Black Jokes Humor' started by c-note, Feb 20, 2008.

  1. c-note

    c-note Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Aug 11, 2006
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    Have you ever wondered......

    • Is it possible to cry under water?
    • How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
    • Why do you have to "put your two cents in" .. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
    • Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
    • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    • What disease did cured ham actually have?
    • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
    • Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
    • If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
    • Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
    • Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
    • Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
    • Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
    • Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
    • If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
    • Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
    • If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
    • Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
    • If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
    • If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
    • Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
    • Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he doesn't like it, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
  2. Zulile

    Zulile Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Jun 24, 2007
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