Black Jokes Humor : POLITICS

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    This little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What it politics?”
    Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the
    breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your Mom,
    she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government.
    We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the People.
    The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And we’ll call your
    baby brother the Future. Now, think about that and see if it makes
    sense.”

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
    check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
    So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother
    sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room.
    Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father
    in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad I think I
    understand the concept of politics now.” The father says, “Good son,
    tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”

    The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the
    Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being
    ignored, and the Future is in Deep S**t!” :laugh:
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Where's that little boy, I want to buy him a ice cream cone :laugh: ...very good judgement son, ...very good :laugh:
     
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    anAfrican Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That kid done learned the lesson perzactly!!!
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I guess that's about the size of it, umph, umph, umph...lol.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    and they say kids can't teach us nothing !
    (A) student i see ...................lol
     
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    panafrica Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That was the best one I've heard in some time!
     
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    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol

    :haha: This was really good. :haha:
     
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