Black Jokes Humor : Perfect Match

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  1. QUEEN ABENA

    QUEEN ABENA Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A lonely older woman, decided that it was time to
    get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

    HUSBAND WANTED!
    MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP 50 +
    MUST NOT BEAT ME
    MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
    AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
    ALL APPLICANTS MUST APPLY IN PERSON.

    On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her
    dismay she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman
    sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

    The older woman said,"You're not really
    asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at
    you....you have no legs!"

    The older man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on
    you!" :run:
    She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
    Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
    She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you
    still good in bed?"
    With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big
    broad smile and said,
    "I rang the doorbell didn't I ??? !!!!"
     
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    WATCH OUT NOW!!!!!! That was good.....
     
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    What's his phone number? LOL
     
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    QUEEN ABENA Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    U KNOW!
    I DONE CALLED 411 THEY SAY HE UNLISTED!
    SHOOOOOOOOT
    LOL
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    long john silver ...............lol
     
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    Monetary going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    Too Funny. :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    They say black men have a third leg...lol:lol::lol:
     
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