Black People : Pat Robertson: Snow Is God’s Way of Punishing Americans Who Were Planning to Drive to

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  1. Amnat77

    Amnat77 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    VIRGINIA BEACH (The Borowitz Report) – Rev. Pat Robertson sparked controversy in today’s broadcast of his 700 Club program when he claimed that God created the blizzard currently battering the Northeast “to punish Americans who were planning to drive to do something gay.”

    Explaining his theory, Rev. Robertson said, “Because of the bad road conditions the Almighty has made, any gay activities that people were planning on doing will have to be postponed by a day or two.”

    Additionally, he argued, God shut down major airports in the New York area “so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur.”

    As for the millions of straight people in New York City who were also grounded by the bad weather, the televangelist said, “I think God probably wonders, if these people are really straight, then what are they doing in New York?”

    In other blizzard-related news, the National Weather Service offered this update: “It’s as white as a Glenn Beck rally out there.”

    http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/...were-planning-to-drive-to-do-something-gay-2/
     
  2. Amnat77

    Amnat77 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    This is funny and not funny.. i have an aunt who actually follows this guy...
     
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    There probably weren't enough deaths for his taste.
     
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    big up god for showing them homos whats good.:rain:
     
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  6. Amnat77

    Amnat77 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    uhmmm you do realize he is a Redneck?
     
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    New Yorkers, havent forgotten that he said 9/11 was a curse on us also

    Folks laughed it up when they heard Bush's room temparature IQ son,
    was going to run for president,
    too

    wasnt so funny after the first year

    Aint nothing funny about this

    In England , parliament chews out the PM each day so he cant get away with being stupid

    evil yes, but not stupid

    Fascism depends on stupidity and this nation has been fascist since LBJ

    Now with W making stupidity a badge of honor for 8 years,
    and Limbaugh. Oreily, Beck and Hannity making Billions
    by creating a culture from it,

    if he makes just one more stupid remark, he may just become the next vice president to Sarah Palin or Jeb Bush,

    in the year after next

    and the Black community is not prepared for that kind of terrorism

    here


    or


    in the Motherland
     
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    Lol I was being sarcastic/joking. Is this the same guy who said some other crap about Haiti made a pact with the devil? Is this guy actually taken seriously in America?
     
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    I dont know what has to be spelled out to you brother, there are relatives of over one million dead Iraqis

    that didnt think it was funny every time Bush made stupid statements, and as far as the homo thing, check the archives here of articles about the negro and white neocons who always speak out like this about homosexuality
    but have been busted raping young boys

    read my post again

    you live in a nation that had the crap bombed out of it by a fool
    in WW2
    what is it you dont understand ????
     
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