> > >A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a
> > >large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage
> > >that said $50.00.
> > >
> > >"Why so cheap?," she asked the pet store owner.
> > >
> > >The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should
> > >tell you first that this bird used to live in a house
> > >of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty
> > >vulgar stuff."
> > >
> > >The woman thought about this, but decided she had
> > >to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the
> > >
> > >bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to
> > >say something.
> > >
> > >The bird looked around the room, then at her, and
> > >said, "New house, new madam."
> > >
> > >The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,but
> > >then thought "that's not so bad."
> > >
> > >When her two teenage daughters returned from school
> > >the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new
> > >girls."
> > >
> > >The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then
> > >began to laugh about the situation.
> > >
> > >Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home
> > >from work.
> > >
> > >The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
Much Peace,
Akilah :x: heh heh heh !!!
> > >large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage
> > >that said $50.00.
> > >
> > >"Why so cheap?," she asked the pet store owner.
> > >
> > >The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should
> > >tell you first that this bird used to live in a house
> > >of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty
> > >vulgar stuff."
> > >
> > >The woman thought about this, but decided she had
> > >to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the
> > >
> > >bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to
> > >say something.
> > >
> > >The bird looked around the room, then at her, and
> > >said, "New house, new madam."
> > >
> > >The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,but
> > >then thought "that's not so bad."
> > >
> > >When her two teenage daughters returned from school
> > >the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new
> > >girls."
> > >
> > >The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then
> > >began to laugh about the situation.
> > >
> > >Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home
> > >from work.
> > >
> > >The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."
Much Peace,
Akilah :x: heh heh heh !!!