Black Jokes Humor : Parrot Joke

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  1. Akilah

    Akilah Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    > > >A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a
    > > >large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage
    > > >that said $50.00.
    > > >
    > > >"Why so cheap?," she asked the pet store owner.
    > > >
    > > >The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should
    > > >tell you first that this bird used to live in a house
    > > >of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty
    > > >vulgar stuff."
    > > >
    > > >The woman thought about this, but decided she had
    > > >to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the
    > > >
    > > >bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to
    > > >say something.
    > > >
    > > >The bird looked around the room, then at her, and
    > > >said, "New house, new madam."
    > > >
    > > >The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,but
    > > >then thought "that's not so bad."
    > > >
    > > >When her two teenage daughters returned from school
    > > >the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new
    > > >girls."
    > > >
    > > >The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then
    > > >began to laugh about the situation.
    > > >
    > > >Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home
    > > >from work.
    > > >
    > > >The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."


    Much Peace,
    Akilah :x: heh heh heh !!!
     
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    LOL, LOL...I guess Keith is about to get some fryin pan action...Thanks for giving me a laugh!!
     
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    Akilah Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    My choice would be a rolling pin :spank:
    Heeheeee!!!!


    Much Joy,
    Akilah :laugh:
     
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    dis here took me ....lol hahahahahaha !!
    yeap str8 rolling pain
     
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    awww this was DURTY!!!LMAO!!!
    much :heart:
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