Black Jokes Humor : Painful choice

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.

    With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice.

    Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw.

    Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?"

    Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!"
     
  2. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: when we play!... we pay :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ...
    Lady...you get a :bowdown: from me...^5
     
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    Wow....Decisions, decisions, huh? LOL
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol...........u know u ain't right !
    this was just too funny ............
     
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    I'd rather burn!
     
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    LMAO...way too funnny
     
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