Black People : Ordering Pizza in 2010…

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  1. Aqil

    Aqil Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

    Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."

    Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

    Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."

    Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number is 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"

    Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where did you get all this information?"

    Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

    Customer: *sighs*..."Oh, well I'd like to order a couple of your all-meat special pizzas..."

    Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

    Customer: "What do you mean?"

    Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

    Customer: What do you recommend then?"

    Operator: "You might try our low-fat, soybean/yogurt pizza. I'm sure you'll like it"

    Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

    Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

    Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then. What's the damage?"

    Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir. The damage - as you put it...hehe! - comes to $49.99."

    Customer: "Let me give you my credit-card number."

    Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit-card balance is over its limit."

    Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM machine and get some cash before your driver gets here."
    Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account is overdrawn."

    Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?"
    Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes. Sir, if you're in a hurry you might want to pick them up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

    Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"

    Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repossessed. But your Harley-Davidson is paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be using it."

    Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"

    Operator: "I'd advise you to watch your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cursing a cop."

    Customer: (speechless…)

    Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

    Customer: "No, nothing...oh yeah, don't forget the two free liters of Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas."

    Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics."

    :maddd:
     
  2. true love

    true love Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    This was cute and sad because it could be true one day. Much love to you.
     
  3. CarrieMonet

    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That's funny.....and it seems like times like that are just around the corner.
     
  4. Pharaoh Jahil

    Pharaoh Jahil Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    HA

    Peace


    .....and we are not too far away from times like this.
     
  5. Khasm13

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    dude...thas so funny
    it's scary...

    :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:


    one love
    khasm
     
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    Something to both ponder and laugh at....thanks for the humour.
     
  7. cherryblossom

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    That was funny but also scary!


    However, 2010 is here and I guess we'd better have all the pizza we can between now and 2012. :cool:
     
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    yeah because they are gonna give less pepperoni then.
     
  9. KMTSista

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    **** DEAD **** LOL!!!!!!! :terrific:

    Did you write this yourself?

    That was all funny and extremely scary at the same time. Now here's the question. Do they know this already?


    :qqb024:
     
  10. cherryblossom

    cherryblossom Banned MEMBER

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    lol

    Does this mean that you're gonna start stocking up on Pepperoni?
     
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