Black Jokes Humor : ORDERING PIZZA IN 2008

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  1. toylin

    toylin Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    This is so close to what is probably going to be happening in 2008
    that we're not sure how funny this really is...

    Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID
    number?
    Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.
    Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir.
    Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
    6102049998-45-54610.
    Operator: Thank you Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland
    Drive, and the phone number is 494-2366. Your office number over at
    Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566. Email
    address is [email protected] . Which number are you calling from sir?
    Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you get all this information?
    Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir.
    Customer: The HSS, what is that?
    Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This
    will
    add only 15 seconds to your ordering time.
    Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to order a couple of your
    All-Meat
    Special pizzas.
    Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
    Customer: Whaddya mean?
    Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that
    you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol.
    Your
    National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice.
    Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then?
    Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll
    like
    it.
    Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?
    Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your
    local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion.
    Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.
    Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids.
    Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99.
    Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.
    Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.
    Your credit card balance is over its limit.
    Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your
    driver
    gets here.
    Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account is
    overdrawn also.
    Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready.
    How long will it take?
    Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45
    minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick'em up while
    you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle
    can be a little awkward.
    Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?
    Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your
    car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the
    tank
    yesterday.
    Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^$@#
    Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a
    July 4, 2003 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see
    here
    in September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge. Oh
    yes, I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State
    Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to
    society?
    Customer: (speechless)
    Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?
    Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke..
    Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us
    from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits
    this.. Thank you for calling Pizza Hut.
    ONE NATION:UNDER SURVEILLANCE
     
  2. THA HOOKUPMAN

    THA HOOKUPMAN Banned MEMBER

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    if bush has his way we will live like this....funny but could soon be true :skillet:
     
  3. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    What's funny is the fact that ...you can no longer laugh at what's funny ...smh
     
  4. panafrica

    panafrica Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    We'll live like this...not him. This is tragedy, not comedy!
     
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