Black Jokes Humor : Operator 28

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when
    all of a sudden he gets cut off. He hollers, "Operator, giff me
    beck the party!"

    She says, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to make the call all over
    again."

    He says, "What do you want from my life? Giff me beck da
    party."

    She says, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to place the call again."

    He says, "Operator, ya know vat? Take da telephone and shove
    it in you-know-vere!" And he hangs up.


    Two days later he opens the door and there are two big,
    strapping guys standing there who say, "We came to take your
    telephone out."

    He says, "Vy?"

    They say, "Because you insulted Operator 28 two days ago.
    But if you'd like to call up and apologize, we'll leave the
    telephone here."

    He says, "Vait a minute, vat's da rush, vat's da hurry?" He goes
    to the telephone and dials. "Hello? Get me Operator 28. Hello,
    Operator28? Remember me? Two days ago I insulted you? I
    told you to take da telephone and shove it in you-know-vere?"

    She says, "Yes?"

    He says, "Vell, get ready -- dey're bringin' it to ya!"
     
  2. 1poetsought

    1poetsought Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Enough already!

    You smooth operator, you.
     
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