Black Jokes Humor : One woman's trash

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!



    "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"



    The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"



    "Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"



    The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not welldressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.



    With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladasthat I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically devoured them."



    "Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste."



    "I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."



    The husband continues his story . . . . .



    "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of hereyes, she asks me: "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol...........hahahahahahahaa!!! dat's a good one and a
    clean cut reason , dat's what happen when it's give up
    somebody else will use it like new..........none cheater! lol
     
  3. PLATINUMILLITY1

    PLATINUMILLITY1 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LMAO.!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL SHE SHULVE BEEN DOIN HER THANG!!!!! LOL WELL AT LEAST IT WUZ THA TRUTH!!!!LOL
    GOOD1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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