Black Jokes Humor : On Top Of Blue Berry Mountain

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  1. krazelyricks

    krazelyricks Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Old Joke From Middle School:

    There once was a kid named Brian. Everyday Brian was on time for school but all of a sudden he started coming in late to school so the teacher ask, "Brian, where have you been?" He sighed and said, "On top of blueberry mountain." The teacher didn't have a reason to doubt him so she said "Okay, sit down." The next day Brain was in class late again. Again, the teacher asked him "Brian, where have you been?" He said, "On top of blueberry mountain." Again, the teacher said "Okay, now sit down." This went on for the rest of the week. He came in late and the teacher asked him where he was. On that Friday when the class was just about to be dismissed for the day, the principal came in with a new student. He announced to everyone, "Everyone we have a new student. I want everyone to be nice to her. She's from California. Her name is blueberry mountain." The teacher looked over at Brian and then at the girl :jawdrop: before long she passed out. Never had she been so decieved before.
     
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    lol..........see she asked !
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Have you ever heard that record. "I found my thrill, on blueberry hill"? ...be it hill or mountain...the thrill was found :lol:
    that was a good one fox, thanks
     
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    i still wanna find my hill and the blueberry muffin
     
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    i heard this street tale...only difference was that there was three boys who came in late on one day...and the girls name was Mulberry Hill... hahahaha
     
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    Cute... thanks for the laugh!
     
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