Black Jokes Humor : On the move

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    There were two guys on a motorcycle driving down the road. The driver was wearing a leather jacket that didn't have a zipper or any buttons.
    Finally he stopped the bike and told the other guy,'I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in my chest.'
    After thinking for a while he decided to put the coat on backwards to block the air from hitting him. So they were driving down the road and they came around this curb and wrecked. The farmer that lived there called the police and told them what happened.
    The police asked him,'are either of them showing any life signs?'
    The farmer then said, 'well, that first one was 'til I turned his head around the right way.'
     
  2. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Gee whiz, talk about having ya head on right ...hahaha
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol i hear ya queent ...i mean twisted mental
     
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    cursed heart Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    ha! that was crazy
     
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    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    The farmer was blond, right?
     
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