I'm the finest thing that ever walked on dry land. I'm the possession that's fought over by any straight man. Even women look me up & down cuz they're jealous of my beauty. I've sashayed past kissin' couples & made them start feuding. I get my hair & nails done so much that I have my own private beautician. I can speak with a soft voice in a loud crowd & I'd still make dude's listen. It takes me a while 2 get ready just 2 go down the street Cuz I want 2 make an impact on anyone that I meet. I've got beauty just coursing thru my veins... I've even got an extraordinarily attractive DNA... So all my offspring are model material. My clothes have 2 be top of the line name brand. From the top of my head 2 the tip of my toes has 2 amount 2 at least a grand. I can't be around anyone that doesn't look half as good as me. I guess my daddy knew what he was doing when he named me Vanity.