Black Jokes Humor : Now This Is Comedy

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  1. icandi

    icandi Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    There were a total of 15 passengers boarding a small plane on their way to Florida.

    One black mother and her child were on their way to
    visit relatives while the other passengers consisted of the KKK on their way to a convention.

    The plane took off and after flying for approximately 12 minutes an announcement came over the intercom from the pilot saying: "We have overloaded this flight.

    We are going to have to start throwing luggage out the window so the plane won't go down."

    Two minutes later you could see luggage being thrown out the window. Five minutes after that, the pilot made a second announcement.

    "We are still experiencing problems. We're sorry, but the plane is still overloaded and we're going to have to get rid of some of the weight so the plane won't go down."

    "We're going to have to ask some passengers to jump out of the window when we call you by your name.

    To make it fair, we'll go alphabetically. We'll start with A. Will all the African Americans please jump now?"

    The black woman and her child continued to sit. The pilot came over the intercom system.

    "Next is B. Will all the Black people please jump now"?

    The Black woman and child continued to sit. The pilot came over the intercom system again.

    "Next is C. Will all the colored people please jump now?

    All the KKK was now staring at the mother and child. The black woman and child continued to sit.

    The child then looked up at her momma and said: "Momma aren't we all of those?"

    The mother then replied to! her daughter, "Baby, we ****** tonight and the K's come before the N's."
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    what a twist on alphabetical order
    lol
     
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    MzBlkAngel Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol
    this was wild..nice
     
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    hahahaha!!!!! that was a good one.... :laugh:
     
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    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Very Funny

    :spinstar: :spinstar: :spinstar:

    A three star joke
     
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    it was wild ....lol
     
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    Yeah, I'm at work trying not to laugh out loud...I can just see her sitting there with an attitude trying to regulate. This is funny.
     
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    I like the laughs you gave.

    Now that was funny!!!! Write back
     
  9. Nita

    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Haaaaa.....

    lol..I thought I replied to this one...smh, but it was funny...lol
     
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