Black Jokes Humor : Now I Lay Me Down 2 Sleep

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  1. Monetary

    Monetary going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    Now I lay me down 2 sleep, I pray 4 a man who will not creep.
    who's handsome, smart and strong, And able 2 admit when he is wrong.
    who thinks be4 he speaks, And doesn't disappear 4 weeks.

    I pray that he be gainfully employed, And won't clam up when he's annoyed.
    send me a man, who'll open my door, Pull out my chair and want 2 do more.
    a man, who'll make over my mind, But who knows what 2 do when he hits it from behind. who'll make love till my body's a twitching, And bring ME a sandwich 2, when he Comes back from the kitchen!

    I pray that he will love me 2 no end, And will not try 2 sleep with my girlfriends. I pray this prayer in Jesus' name, Oh, and by the way Lord, deliver me from weak game.

    Thank U in advance and now I'll just wait, 4 I know U'll come thru b4 it's 2 late.
     
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    good one!
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol...... money, man u crazy this was a good one
     
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