Black Jokes Humor : not so dumb blonde

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Dear Diary,
    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.



    Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year. Namely that, in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him) There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up He didn't call back. Guess I won that stupid argument.
     
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    Slowly Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hellloooo! Good one.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol...............nice one
     
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