Black Jokes Humor : not n bed

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    things u don t want 2 hear or say n bed:


    on 2nd thought, let's turn off the lights.

    got any penicillin?

    when is this supposed to feel good?

    u're good enough to do this for a living.

    but everybody looks funny naked.

    how long do u plan 2b 'almost there'?

    is that u i smell?

    have u ever considered liposuction?

    have u seen fatal attraction?

    keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.

    this would b more fun w some more people, is ur brother at home?

    hey, when is it going 2b my friend's turn?

    did i mention the video camera?

    my old boyfriend used 2 do it a lot longer!

    & to think i was really trying to pick up ur friend!

    hope u're looking as good when I'm sober.....

    i thought u had the keys 2 the handcuffs!

    did I tell u my aunt martha died n this bed?

    i think i ve changed my mind

    who were u expectin ta please w that?

    could we just get this over as quickly as possible

    i d like 2 see u again next week f my herpes doesen t flare up
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    now dat's some scary funny **** !
    shut up!
    lay down
    do it right
    to da left
    why u laughing!?
     
  3. BeautynBrains69

    BeautynBrains69 New Member MEMBER

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    That was a little too funny...To make my boyfriend mad I'm gon use that one " when is supposed to feel good" that's gon piss him off and crack me up...keep the jokes coming though..it was too funny!
     
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    lol I needed that! Too funny. I could just imagine the looks on the face of the significant other being told those lines....
     
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    hey! lets call this, things to say in bed when you want to get rid of some one. thanks doc thats funny
     
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    this was too much :lol:
     
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    sweetlylost New Member MEMBER

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    This is too funny... a mess some of these questions... man could hurt a sista or brotha...

    Much Love
     
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    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    These are some good ones Doctor.. I thought for a moment I may have heard one of these..sounded familiar. I think it was the getting it over quick one.. real funny DOC. Then it was time for a smoke :smokin:

    Hey that guy smoking has cool shades like my dog wolfie.
     
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    uh oh

    lol...smh...this was funny
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Yikes, with comments like these, best to get your pjs on and just say goodnight...lol.