Black Poetry : Not Another Face On The Maury Show

Discussion in 'Black Poetry - Get Your Flow On!' started by krazelyricks, Mar 14, 2006.

  1. krazelyricks

    krazelyricks Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I don't want to be just another Maury Show guest
    Who didn't figure out her man was cheating on here until the situation was a mess
    Got three babies by a man and run off the stage when he fails the lie detector test
    And that's not the worst
    She comes back on stage only to find out that it was her own mother that he was banging out on top of his work desk
    It's a mess
    To be another name as a Maury Show guest

    I don't wanna be that girl that can't fine out who her baby daddy is in six times
    She's 130% sure only to hear that 'Raynelle, you are NOT the baby father.' line
    Ought known that dark skinned man didn't drop that pine
    Yo baby is lighter that the inside of a white person's hand, this world ain't kind

    Cuz in order to be a Maury show guest yo mama got to be a chick that thinks she's twenty
    Wearing sexy shyttt that show her stomach even though when she was last pregnant she neva lost that belly
    Yo @ss gotta be a well spoiled brat that got suspended at school almost daily
    Or a barely twelve year old kid that wants to have a baby
    Anything but ordinary
    Yea, to be a face or name on Maury

    Why do people get off on other people's fukked up lives
    Laugh when someone gets cut with a knife
    That ain't right
    And why would someone want to put all their business in the streets to a group of strangers
    Want to run into the crowd just becuz a sane person don't agree with ya
    That's crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    But that's on Maury, Jerry, and Jesse
    Feel me?
    That's why you'll NEVER catch me on Maury!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Maury ain't got nothin for me
    If my baby
    Ain't proposin to me
    Don't fukkin call me
    Tellin me to come on the show even if the trip to New York is free
    That's just not me
    Never will be
    Never will be just another face on Maury!!!
     
  2. spicybrown

    spicybrown Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    You sure don't want to be a guest on Maury. What I don't understand is: why do people act surprised when they do go. It isn't like they are invited to go on Oprah.

    Keep saturating our minds with the never-ending truth:)
     
  3. Vybe-etry

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    THAT'S THE TRUTH

    I GUESS WHEN PEOPLE GET TIRED OF LISTENING ABOUT CELEBS LIVES THEY CAN LISTEN TO THE LIVES OF ORDINARY PEOPLE BE 130% STUPID. IF MAURY WAS IN HAWAII OR IN THE ISLANDS AND WAS FREE YOU STILL WOULDN'T SEE ME.:hearts4:
     
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    i know thats right honey i dont want to be the one on the floor bawling like a baby. flo on sista.:lol: :bawling:
     
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    krazelyricks Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol, ya'll crazy but ya'll sho' tellin the truth. We all think alike. That's good. We need to in regards to this. LOL. Thanks fam for feelin this. I really appreciate it.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    word up and most of all many know they been sleeping around
    making whoopy all ova town
    cheating here and cheating there
    some act suprise like they care
    don't wanna be another guess on Maury show
    what a mess don't u know ...whewwwwwww!!!!!!
    130% foolish
     
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    daroc Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    this joint reminds me of when me and my friends were watching maury.. and my homeboy said if he had been taken care of "his" baby and found out it was not his.. he would drop da kid and walk off...it was too funny...
     
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    skrybble7 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Gotta say I feel you on this. Always hated them shows and endless supply of folks to go on them.
    One love
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Going on Maury is like taking your shame and broadcasting it for the world to see. That's entertainment? Not for me. Reminds me of some friends I used to know who used to tell certain folk before they went out into public, "Now, PLEASE don't embarrass me", lol. Tight write.
     
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    Kraze, that's the truth.
    I feel u on this.
    U will not catch my brite *** on Maury.
     
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