I don't want to be just another Maury Show guest Who didn't figure out her man was cheating on here until the situation was a mess Got three babies by a man and run off the stage when he fails the lie detector test And that's not the worst She comes back on stage only to find out that it was her own mother that he was banging out on top of his work desk It's a mess To be another name as a Maury Show guest I don't wanna be that girl that can't fine out who her baby daddy is in six times She's 130% sure only to hear that 'Raynelle, you are NOT the baby father.' line Ought known that dark skinned man didn't drop that pine Yo baby is lighter that the inside of a white person's hand, this world ain't kind Cuz in order to be a Maury show guest yo mama got to be a chick that thinks she's twenty Wearing sexy shyttt that show her stomach even though when she was last pregnant she neva lost that belly Yo @ss gotta be a well spoiled brat that got suspended at school almost daily Or a barely twelve year old kid that wants to have a baby Anything but ordinary Yea, to be a face or name on Maury Why do people get off on other people's fukked up lives Laugh when someone gets cut with a knife That ain't right And why would someone want to put all their business in the streets to a group of strangers Want to run into the crowd just becuz a sane person don't agree with ya That's crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!! But that's on Maury, Jerry, and Jesse Feel me? That's why you'll NEVER catch me on Maury!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maury ain't got nothin for me If my baby Ain't proposin to me Don't fukkin call me Tellin me to come on the show even if the trip to New York is free That's just not me Never will be Never will be just another face on Maury!!!