Black Jokes Humor : non-living things have gender?

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  1. Lil_Mama

    Lil_Mama Member MEMBER

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    1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything
    in, but you can see right through them.

    2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while
    to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
    right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
    pushed.

    3) Tires -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

    4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
    to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

    5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

    6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

    7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

    8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
    bottom.

    9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
    years, but it's handy to have around.

    10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
    consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
    while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
     
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    MzBlkAngel Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :lol: this was funny
    thanks for sharing......:lol:
     
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    hahahahahahahaha!!!! lmbo dis was tyteeeeeeeeeeeeee funny
    but hit some major points da remote was max real :spinn:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    this was good
     
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    this was good! :great:
     
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