Why am I in love with you? You don't give me what I need mentally, spiritually, emotionally I am bothered by your subject-verb disagreement your dangling participles that leave me confused I never thought I would compromise my integrity forgetting all I dislike about your ignorance just to have the one piece of you that makes me feel high Are you coming over tonight? Don't talk when you arrive It will kill the mood I had a rough day and I need you to be silent Just caress the peaks of my valley with your strongest muscle and cause me to erupt thrusting your steeple into my volcano overflowing and spilling lava I called out your name - and I came to my senses reminscent of all your broken english Stop! I can't do this Wait! continue You caress my breasts like a florist attending to fresh roses kneading them like raw dough gently and delicately I tasted life with you I saw paradise I hate you! I love you I hate you! I love you **** you! You make me sick!