Black Jokes Humor : Nick the Dragon Slayer

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  1. MzBlkAngel

    MzBlkAngel Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    this is a joke i got in my email from a friend wanted to share it....hope yall enjoy...:lol:

    Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession
    to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts,
    but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One
    day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague
    Horatio the Physician who was the King's chief doctor.
    Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange
    for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but
    it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.
    Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer agreed.
    The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of
    itching powder and poured a little bit into the
    Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon she dressed;
    the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
    summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this
    incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and
    Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four
    hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests
    had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon
    Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

    The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
    Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon
    Slayer the antidote for the itching powder. Nick
    quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next four
    hours Nick worked passionately on the Queen's
    magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was
    eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left
    satisfied and touted as a hero.
    Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer
    found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of
    1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied,
    Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and,
    knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report
    this matter to the King, shooed Horatio away without
    payment.
    The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive
    dose of the same itching powder into the King's
    loincloth. The King immediately summoned Nick the
    Dragon Slayer.

    MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your Doctor bills
     
  2. PurpleMoons

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    :haha: :tongue3:
    And the sayin goes,
    two wrongs dont make
    it right but it sho does
    make it even!
    :haha: :blush:
    Good one! lol
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    even counts by the same token ......lol
    dis was wild
     
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    toylin Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Oooh! That's cold!
     
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    I didn't know where the joke was going, but when it got there i was laughing hard. Good one. :terrific:
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    When I started reading this I knew I was going to pull my hamma out...but by the time I got to the end, I was laughing so hard I forgot where the hamma was. :welldone:
     
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