a man, recently completing a routine physical examination receives a phone call from his doctor. the doctor says, "i hv some good news & some bad news." the man says, "ok, give me the good news 1st." the doctor says, "the good news is, u hv 24 hours to live." the man replies, "S**t! that's the good news? then what's the bad news?" the doctor says, "the bad news is, i meant to call u yesterday."