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Discussion in 'Black Jokes Humor' started by Alkebulan, Nov 4, 2002.

  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    a man, recently completing a routine physical examination receives a phone call from his doctor. the doctor says, "i hv some good news & some bad news." the man says, "ok, give me the good news 1st." the doctor says, "the good news is, u hv 24 hours to live." the man replies, "S**t! that's the good news? then what's the bad news?"


    the doctor says, "the bad news is, i meant to call u yesterday."
     
  2. poeticdelight

    poeticdelight Member MEMBER

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    that's jacked up

    could it possibly get any worse

    pd

    :)
     
  3. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    dis was whacky da mind was off by a day!
    O'well he got an hour left.......
     
  4. UbZoRbShUn

    UbZoRbShUn Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    see

    that ain't even right


    One
     
  5. Nita

    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Mannnn...

    now see... :grin: he aint even not right....smh..lol
     
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