Black Jokes Humor : New Terrorists group "Al-Gebra"

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  1. Slowly

    Slowly Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.
    Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while
    in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.
    At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said
    he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
    He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with
    carrying weapons of math instruction.
    "Al-Gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions
    by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of
    absolute values.
    "They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as
    'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator
    of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek
    philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."
    When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
    wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
    given us more fingers and toes."
    White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more
    intelligent or profound statement by the president.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    never want to bite the dust !
    al-gebra groupies are getting stronger and at large
    lol
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

    That was funny.
     
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