Black Poetry : New Cow Groove Theory

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  1. alyce

    alyce Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    ~inspired by a documentary...and, my sista/friend Ms. Hunter~


    on cow farms the world over
    something’s going on
    that’s older than time
    when we look to the animal kingdom
    there’s plenty we can find…

    I call it the “ new cow groove theory”
    and it’s alive and well
    try to fool a bull
    with a heffer he’s already had ~
    old boy can tell

    you can’t even spray
    his old lady in new cow juice
    he just won’t go near her
    she won’t be able to seduce

    you see, he wants a new cow
    to satisfy his need to sire
    it’s just part of his make-up
    his natural desire

    I was udder~ly amazed
    when I saw this on TV
    wondering about the
    similarities between the
    bulls, the cows and me

    I remembered all the
    bulls I’ve known, and
    all the situations…
    and every time a
    fling was ‘new’ there
    were no complications…

    There’s something to this
    theory, and today
    this is my vow….
    This heffer gonna make
    good & **** sure my
    groove is smoove “new cow”



    alyce, 2001 (c)
     
  2. Hunter

    Hunter Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    "YEAHLLLLLLLL!!!!!"

    Only you can speak about male *BULL-schitt* with rhyme!!!

    DAYUUM!! YOUR PANTIES ARE TOOOOOO TIGHHHHTTTTT!!

    Yes sista-gurl....my partner in rhyme!! Co-founder of NEW COWS UNLIMITED...forget the BLACK GURL GUIDES....we don' graduated from the chocolate mint cookies.....time to wash dat schitt down wit some .....

    *milk* ;)

    :hot: :hot: :jumping: :jumping: :hot: :hot: :jumping: :jumping:
     
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    lovin' this flow

    continue to flow poetess

    enjoying the powerful muse :)

    pd
     
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    Mr marion Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    a genious of symbolics.....
     
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