Black Jokes Humor : Need A Push

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A man is in bed asleep with his wife when there is a knock on the door.
    He rolls over and looks at the clock, and it is four in the morning.
    "Are you going to answer the door?" asked his wife.
    So he gets out of bed, and goes to the door, opens it and there is a man
    standing there.
    "Hi" says the stranger,"Can you give me a push?"
    "No, it's four in the morning and I was in bed," says the man as he slams the door.
    He goes back to bed and tells his wife what happened.
    "Casper, that was not nice. Remember when our car broke down on the way to the school to get the kids and you had to knock on that man's door to get a jump-off to get us started again? What would have happened if he had said no to us?"
    "But it is four in the morning," says the husband.
    "It doesn't matter. He needs our help," says the wife.
    So he gets out of bed again, and gets dressed.
    He opens the door, and not seeing the man he shouts:"Hey,do you still want a push?"
    He hears the man cry out,"Yeah please!"
    Still not seeing him he shouts:"Where are you?"
    The stranger replies:"I'm over here, on your swing!" :sand:
     
  2. SensualReality

    SensualReality Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    THAT IS A FIGHT:lol:
     
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    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    He is asking for trouble.. I read this and laughed. :lol: Out loud. I can picture the mans face when he heard the reason he was waken. ( :yo: Why can't life be this fun.. come on give me a push! )
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    that was very funny...
    hahahahaha
     
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