Black Jokes Humor : National Condom Week (I'm Back lol)

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  1. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK

    1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
    2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
    3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
    4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
    5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
    6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG
    7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
    8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
    9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
    10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER
    11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR ****
    12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
    13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
    14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
    15 ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
    16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
    17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
    18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
    19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
    20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
    21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    21 flavas of good health
    i'll try all of them .........lol

    this was good thankz for sharing
     
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    Tantrum Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Yup Yup
    National Condom Week
    I will visit this page again
    Some peeps need these words
    Like ASAP-Joke Or Not
    LOL
     
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