Black Jokes Humor : MY WIFE MADE ME PREGNANT

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  1. ibrahim

    ibrahim Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A man calls his doctor one day and tell him
    that he isn't feeling fine. So the doctor tells
    him to bring hie urine along early morning and
    see him. he wakes up very early, puts his urine
    in a small container and goes to bath. His wife
    wakes up and clean and sees the urine in the
    container and poured it away cos it was stinking.
    He comes and and doesn't see the urine and his
    wife knowing very well that he would get angry
    when he finds out that she had poured it away,
    said she put it in the room and that she would fetch
    it for him. She quickly goes in, pees in the container
    and gives it to him. Then he off to see his doctor.
    After testing the urine, the doctor comes out worried
    and says, " i think you are pregnant"
    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddddddddddd.!!!!
    He quickly call his wife and says (crying):argue: whenever we
    make love, you always want to be on top. now you have
    made me Pregnant:maddd:
     
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    panafrica Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That's cute..
     
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    LMBO..........hahahahahahahahaha.......lol that was one surprise
    and Pan right very cute.
     
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    Heard of a guy that had to do a pee test as part of his release. They sent him back to jail because he was pregnant.
     
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    Hahahahahahahahahaha
    That's funny
    He got busy in Jail. LOL
     
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