Black Poetry : My Pet Peeve: HAMMER TOES!!!!

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  1. Bishop

    Bishop Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Caught my attention when you walked in the room
    Hair looking tight
    As well as that dress
    That seems to envelope you
    Accenting every curve
    And dip
    Got my mouth watering
    For those sweet lips
    That glimmers in the light
    From the coating
    Of strawberry flavored gloss
    Walking all seductively
    Making the brothers drool
    As you come over to me
    My eyes
    Tracing the outline of your legs
    That ended
    In some black pumps
    With a three inch heel
    My mind envisioning
    Us together,
    But…what’s that?
    A couple of humps
    On the side of the shoes…
    Distracting me
    While you sharing my space
    I can’t get passed
    The shoes
    That seems to bulge…
    Cutting the evening short
    I make a date
    For the morrow
    Walking in the park
    Because I need to investigate this
    The next morn draws forth
    As I meet you there
    Ooowwweee!!! halter top hugging
    What I want to hug
    And shorts that just keep calling my name
    But I have a mission
    And I must see
    If what I think is actually reality
    As I looked down those legs of wonder
    I knew today
    You’ll have sandals on
    I close my eyes and take a deep breath
    I open to behold…

    AWWW NAWWW HAMMER TOES!!!

    Jacked up feet
    How could it be?
    That a girl as fine as you
    Got jacked up feet
    Then you got the nerve
    To have a toe ring on!!
    Hey how’d you get that thang
    Ova that corn??
    I make an excuse
    To get away from you
    Loose my name and number
    Cause your toes I will not be licking or sucking
    Messed my mind up
    Yo jacked up feet!!
    If you wear a size 9 then wear a size 9
    Don’t be squeezing in no size 6….
    Cause I don’t care how fine you look
    Or what the night can bring
    I can’t deal with jacked up feet and a toe ring!
    :maddd:
     
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    you are crazy!!!!! hahahahah
     
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    Oh my goodness!

    Oh my god! That **** was funny as hell, and i couldn't stop laughing! Now my stomach hurting. I have pretty feet and you can lick and suck these toes anytime you want, just kidding. (Ha-Ha)

    Aaliyahmonet
     
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    Yeah but you know I'm right!!!!!!!! But I see you wearing sandals this morning!!! You betta be glad you ain't got no hammer toes, or I'd have to come over to your desk and talk about you viciously!!
     
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    Aaliyahmonet!!! Don't be scared....I'd do you right..oops I mean I'd treat you right!! ;)
     
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    Will all the women with corn and bunion free feet please stand up!!!
     
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    Bishop, i ain't scared. I'm just afraid that you might chop my toes off. The only thing is that if some women have pretty feet, and some have corns and bunyons, the ones with the corns can try to cut you with them. I'm tellin you, it feels like someone just scratched you with they own toe nail.

    Just kidding,

    Aaliyahmonet
     
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    UbZoRbShUn Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    ahhhh hell nawl why you talkin Hamma Toes

    let's talk about dem brothaz with:

    Ashy elbows




    ha ha ha. My feet are big so i get the proper size 9 wide that lets the pinky toe breathe.


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  9. Aaliyahmonet

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    Bishop, i wear a size 10 in shoes. I wonder if some guys have ashy elbows. Who knows.

    Much Love,
    Aaliyahmonet
     
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    keeps my elbows lotioned and vasalined up girl!! Ain't no ashe on me......
     
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