Black Jokes Humor : My Pastor Told Us This One

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  1. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    A preacher was driving home after a lively revival meeting. He had been preaching up a storm and was kinda tired. He fell asleep at the wheel, swerved off the road and ran headlong into a tree totaling his car. A patrolman came and looked in to see if he was still alive.

    Patrolman: You all right, Reverand?

    Preacher: I'm fine. I've got God in here with me.

    Patrolman: Well you better let him out before you kiill him.
     
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    the spirit within holds it together
    and get pass hardship one of them good old saying
    lol
     
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    This one touched me dearly as I was just in a near fatal car accident. :nono:
     
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    Praise God the Lord was with you and may He continue to be with you. You are too precious to lose.
     
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