Discussion in 'Black Parenting' started by Ionlyspeaktruth, Apr 26, 2008.
Thats not my job.. That's what THEIR parents are for!
Just being a Dad when it comes to males and his daughters
it's not that you don't like them it's a dad's thing .............
my daughters say...
we just remember what was on our minds as teens and as a dad we say-OH NO NOT WITH MY DAUGHTER.
Handling males is quite simple: Follow this simple dialogue:
You: (sitting in your easy chair shotgun on your lap) You know they say sex without a barrier method can kill you. Well I am the barrier method and I will kill you.
Male: (sitting on a low stool open door behind him) Y-ye-yes sir.
You: And if you pull up in the driveway honking your horn you'd better be delivering a package cuz you sure not picking nothing up.
Male: N-no sir, I mean yes sir.
simple rule: wilt them in the living room and they will stay wilted all night
Oldiesman, you're probably right about that, because
I heard at least two of my brothers say that to their
daughters. And my brothers WERE ladies men in their
My dad only liked one boy who was nerdy to the 25th
power... tape on the glasses and all. I remember my
parents saying, why don't you go to the prom with
Cranston, he's a nice boy? River,
That's a great simple rule. Check 'em at jump street. Fathers are so important.
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