Black Jokes Humor : Mother's Day Reflections...From Second Graders...

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    Mother's Day Reflections...From Second Graders...


    Why God made Moms -- BRILLIANT Answers given by 2nd
    grade school children
    to the following questions!!

    * Why did God make mothers?

    1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch
    tape is.

    2. Mostly to clean the house.

    3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

    * How did God make mothers?

    1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

    2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring

    3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
    parts.


    * What ingredients are mothers made of?

    1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice
    in the world and one dab of mean.

    2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
    string, I think.


    * Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom?

    1. We're related

    2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

    *What kind of little girl was your mom?

    1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

    2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
    bossy.

    3. They say she used to be nice.

    * What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

    1. His last name.

    2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get
    drunk on beer?

    3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES
    to chores?


    *Why did your mom marry your dad?

    1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a
    lot.

    2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

    3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

    * Who's the boss at your house?

    1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a
    goof ball.

    2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the
    bed.

    3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


    * What's the difference between moms & dads?

    1. Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.

    2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

    3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause
    that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over
    at your friend's.

    4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.


    * What does your mom do in her spare time?

    1. Mothers don't do spare time.

    2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.


    * What would it take to make your mom perfect?

    1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
    plastic surgery.

    2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.


    * If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

    1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid
    of that.

    2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who
    did it and not me.

    3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back
    of her head.
     
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    Kids are cuuuuuuute aren't they
     
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    that was sweet things kids say and do
     
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    Soooo cute, my second-grader says even darnder things:lol:
     
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