Black Jokes Humor : mortgage & no bike

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a
    10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give
    you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 &
    your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can
    afford it."

    The next day the father saw little Patrick heading
    out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked,
    "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him,
    "I was walking past your room last night and heard you
    telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her
    tell you to wait because she was coming too. And
    I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a
    $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
     
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    The darnest things kids hear at night is unreal........lol
     
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