Black Jokes Humor : Moped Driver

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1999 Ferrari GTO. It is also most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light.

    An old man on a moped (both looking about 75 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"

    The young man replies, "A 1999 Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"

    "That's a lot of money, "says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

    "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly.

    The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

    "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"

    Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! something whips by him, going much faster!

    "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself

    Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! and it looked like the old man on the moped!

    "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!"

    But again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh, Ka- bblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.

    The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my god! Is there anything I can do for you?"

    The old man whispers with his dying breath, "Unhook...my suspenders... from your side-view mirror..."
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Chuckling, thinking about that dot he kept seeing in his rearview mirror, and then the poor old guy shooting past him, lol.
     
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    lmaooo!!!!
     
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    Gave that old codger the ride of his life. LoL.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol............this was funny
     
  6. DCBob

    DCBob Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    loved it!!!
     
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    smh now how in the world did the old man suspenders get hooked on the mirror lol.
     
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    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    YIKES!!!!!
     
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