Black Jokes Humor : Moose Hunting

Discussion in 'Black Jokes Humor' started by dstny, Jun 30, 2005.

  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    May 27, 2004
    Messages:
    378
    Likes Received:
    6
    Ratings:
    +6
    Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose.

    The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call.

    Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, lets get out and get him."

    After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?"

    The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."
     
  2. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2001
    Messages:
    69,983
    Likes Received:
    3,977
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    BUSINESS owner
    Location:
    Da~WINDY*CITY //CHICAGO
    Ratings:
    +4,177
    sound like a ramming up the rear ......lol this was wild
     
Loading...