Black Jokes Humor : Mistaken identity

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  1. 4EVERLUV

    4EVERLUV Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a
    beautiful blond woman wave at
    him and say hello. He's rather taken aback,
    because he can't place where he knows her from.
    So he says, "Do you Know me?"
    To which she replies, "Yea, I think you're
    the father of one of my kids."
    Now his mind travels back to the only
    time he has ever been unfaithful
    to his wife and he says,
    "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
    that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies
    watching, while your partner whipped my a&& with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my
    butt?"She looks into his eyes and calmly says,
    "No, I'm your son's math
    teacher."
     
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    spicybrown Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Oh my, the power of confession:lol:

    Good one, 4EVERLUV:wink:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    she used a adding and subtract that made his answer confessional wrong
    lol..........
     
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