I'm here moanin' and sweatin'
like a water pipe's up my ***,
and you just layin' at the startin' line
and my car's just about out of gas.
My eye is bloodshot and buggin',
they just about to jump from my head
while ain't a drop of juice hit you,
you layin' there like you is dead.
I been humpin' here for hours
and I ain't missed nary a stroke,
I've been drivin' steel like John Henry
your steam engine should be broke.
Finally, her eyes lit up like Christmas
and this is exactly what I was told,
she said, "baby you doin' a **** good job
'cept you ain't hittin' monkey, you ridin' in a fold.
like a water pipe's up my ***,
and you just layin' at the startin' line
and my car's just about out of gas.
My eye is bloodshot and buggin',
they just about to jump from my head
while ain't a drop of juice hit you,
you layin' there like you is dead.
I been humpin' here for hours
and I ain't missed nary a stroke,
I've been drivin' steel like John Henry
your steam engine should be broke.
Finally, her eyes lit up like Christmas
and this is exactly what I was told,
she said, "baby you doin' a **** good job
'cept you ain't hittin' monkey, you ridin' in a fold.