I’m here moanin’ and sweatin’
like a waterpipe’s up my ***.
You just layin’ there at the startin line
and my car’s just about out of gas.
My eyes is bloodshot and buggin’,
they just about to jump from my head,
while ain’t a drop of juice hit you
and you layin’ there like you dead.
I been humpin’ here four hours
and I ain’t missed nary a stroke.
I’ve been drivin’ steel like John Henry,
your steam engine should be broke.
Finally, her eyes lit up like Christmas
and this is what I was told,
she said, “you doing a really fine job,
cept that’s not monkey, that’s a fold.”
like a waterpipe’s up my ***.
You just layin’ there at the startin line
and my car’s just about out of gas.
My eyes is bloodshot and buggin’,
they just about to jump from my head,
while ain’t a drop of juice hit you
and you layin’ there like you dead.
I been humpin’ here four hours
and I ain’t missed nary a stroke.
I’ve been drivin’ steel like John Henry,
your steam engine should be broke.
Finally, her eyes lit up like Christmas
and this is what I was told,
she said, “you doing a really fine job,
cept that’s not monkey, that’s a fold.”
