Black Poetry : miracle water

Discussion in 'Black Poetry - Get Your Flow On!' started by j'hiah, Apr 14, 2004.

  1. j'hiah

    j'hiah Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lend me some sugar.. l am your neighbor
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    inspired by what l saw on TBN :D
    my friends, my friends!!!
    drink away your financial strife
    drink of this cup- ít'll change your life
    reclaim your husband
    reclaim your wife!!!
    "pay up, ***** pay up, ****!!"
    where was l??
    oh!
    drink away your financial strife
    you want a quick healing??
    send 20's to the ceiling...
    sister
    brother go tell your mother
    if she has fluid in her knees
    we have the cure for her disease..
    it's.... it's MIRACLE WATER!!
    by credit card + shipping & service fees

    things like this happens to people like these:
    -----------> :help:
     
  2. twision

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    Throughly tight piece!
    It's a shame that scams are ran everywhere!
    Jesus is selling miracles via TBN in tiny water bottles?
    What next?
    Satan selling used souls to beginner witches?
    (Whoops I didn't just type that did I?) :eek:hmy:
    Faith is faith, but it can't be bought.
    Paul didn't sell the prayercloths.
    UH OH....lol



    Feeling your flow as always


    peace and love
    twision
     
  3. j'hiah

    j'hiah Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lemme mention that l am not trying to step on people's faith..
    it may work!!
    they were selling whatever kind of water in this little small tube with a cap on it and called it "miracle water".. for a lot!!
    u had to see it!! l laughed my *** off--

    :coffee: <-----miracle water
     
  4. Nita

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    rofl

    Maaaaaaaaaaan...rofl ...this was sooo funny jehiah...and soo tight...good one
    Nita
    :heart:
     
  5. Khasm13

    Khasm13 STAFF STAFF

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    i hear you dude
    catz do be up on dat ish...
    and it's gotta be a miracle...lol
    one love
    khasm
     
  6. triniti424

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    its miraculously STUPID smh lol
    and u think people would have the sense to know better smh goodness smh lol
    common sense jus aint common no more smh
     
  7. gempis

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    BAM!!

    Just hit us upside the head with it, j'hiah, cause it's crackin. Dig this.
     
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: til I'm BLUE

    J'hiah...this was so tyte...

    so real...

    even more entertaining...

    and so sad...because it's so true...

    You have such a way of depicting...unethical situations in society through poetry...

    I must say...you made me laugh ...with this line...though

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: til I'm
    BLUE

    :wink:

    :kiss:
     
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    Folks preying on the weakness of the feeble minded looking for a miracle. I believe that there's a special place in he!! for these folks. Liked the way you brought this, makes ya shake your head.
     
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    i am liking your humor in this poem, and you are so right about how peolpe take advantage of other folks hope, nice drop brother
    Peace
    BlueWater:heart:
     
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