Black Jokes Humor : Mildred and Chester

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  1. 4EVERLUV

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    Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in their
    seventies when they got married. They had to wait for Mildred's mother to
    pass away first, because she didn't approve.
    Back in those days there was no hanky panky before marriage so
    Chester and Mildred were both virgins.

    Needless to say Chester was pretty excited on their wedding night,
    having waited so patiently all these years. However, Mildred was very
    apprehensive as she had developed a heart condition and would have to tell
    Chester that they could not do it.

    Chester is now sitting on the bed wanting Mildred to hurry up. He
    detects a little reluctance on her part. Thinking that she is shy he sends
    her off to the bathroom to get undressed. When she reappears in her silk
    satin nightie, he gets her to sit next to him on the bed. Not knowing how to
    get things started he pulls the first strap on her nightie.
    She blushes just as red as her red satin nightie.
    She is really concerned about telling Chester about her heart condition.

    In the meantime Chester is looking at the first breast he has seen
    since his own mother's. It is hanging there down to her belly button --
    gravity having taken its course over some sixty years. He realizes her
    anxiety but figures she is going to have to be helped a little more. Now
    he pulls the second strap and sees the second breast unroll downward
    before him.

    Poor Mildred is now beside herself. She is going to have to tell
    Chester about her heart. With a quivering voice, and mustering up all her
    courage, she says, "Chester I have acute angina."

    Chester says, "I sure hope so. Cuz you've got ugly boobs."
     
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    lol..... u can really come up with them can't ya !
     
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