Black Jokes Humor : Microsoft vs General Motors

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Bill Gates wanted to impress everyone with his success. He decided to measure the accomplishments of Microsoft against those of General Motors. Boasting of the advances in computers and software, he said:

    If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades, you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8. It would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50.

    The chairman of General Motors replied, "Yes, but would you really want to drive a car that crashes twice a day?"
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    LMAO ......i guess not huh !
     
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    there it is! ... unfortunately, it appears that most people prefer the occasional daily/hourly crash(es) if it comes with the "convenience" of having someone else show them the easy way to do things ... smh ... nev'r mind; scuse please.

    at least twice a day - but it's getting better!! it doesn't crash as often as it used to. now you get cryptic messages about page faults and general protection faults and blue screens ... which are still crashes, but ... somehow these are better?

    viva la vista!!! it'll just cost you a(nother) brand new computer - i'll take your old ones!
     
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