Black Jokes Humor : Mens Restroom

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  1. 4EVERLUV

    4EVERLUV Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the
    urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of
    business, he wonders to himself how the poor man is going to take a
    leak.

    Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out.
    Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."

    The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"
    Bob says, "OK."
    Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"
    Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."

    Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair
    clumps,rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the
    guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then
    shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up. The guy tells Bob, "Thanks,
    man, I really appreciate it."

    Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"

    The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I'm
    not touching it.
     
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    sweet apple*pie Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    eeeeeew! YOU [email protected] Girl! :blush:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    yuk...........lol
     
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    Slowly Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    gotta 'member that one.
     
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    hahahahaha girl u crazy
     
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    ROTFLMAOPIMP! That was funny as heck! That's some crazy stuff.:lol:
     
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