Black Jokes Humor : Menopause Jewelry

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

    We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns a beautiful blue-green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

    Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
     
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    anAfrican Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    go 'head on with it!! but gotta wonder if it's a joke or real life? :lol:
     
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    ku-pluck !! ................... mood ring , forehead ....i guess a silver band
    would be best ..............lol
     
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    Mood Indigo please... thanks.
     
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    As the song goes, "Love Hurts"....
     
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    hahahaha :jump:
     
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