Black Jokes Humor : Measurements

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
    With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
    "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
    The woman chose to ignore her husband.
    Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
    He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. ..............
    She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a** grill for one little weenie?
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hmmmm... Maybe he'd have better luck trying to sex the grill? lol, smh.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol........... i guess no need to cook one hot dog !