I'm sitting there sucking on a pig ear samich when Caldonia Williams bust up through the door and parted all the people like she was Moses just to snatch my skinny *** out on the floor. Satchel Mouth Henderson and the Funky Five had the joint jumpin like the walls was ready to fall and me and Caldonia did the jerk and the boogaloo we was dancin' and sweatin', having ourselves a ball. All of a sudden the band stopped playing and the there was juke joint silence all around but when I saw my sweet wife Maybeline that's when my I knew that I had been found. My feet and my heart both stopped in mid-stride, when I heard Caldonia holler, "run she's totin' heat I knew that I had to get up and out of that joint and I had no trouble getting that message to my feet. Well, I'm back at home now playing husband and Maybeline got this player sitting on the bench so, here some advice to all you wanna be's don't mess with no gun totin' wench.