Black Poetry : Maybeline's Revenge

I'm sitting there sucking on a pig ear samich
when Caldonia Williams bust up through the door
and parted all the people like she was Moses
just to snatch my skinny *** out on the floor.

Satchel Mouth Henderson and the Funky Five
had the joint jumpin like the walls was ready to fall
and me and Caldonia did the jerk and the boogaloo
we was dancin' and sweatin', having ourselves a ball.

All of a sudden the band stopped playing
and the there was juke joint silence all around
but when I saw my sweet wife Maybeline
that's when my I knew that I had been found.

My feet and my heart both stopped in mid-stride,
when I heard Caldonia holler, "run she's totin' heat
I knew that I had to get up and out of that joint
and I had no trouble getting that message to my feet.

Well, I'm back at home now playing husband
and Maybeline got this player sitting on the bench
so, here some advice to all you wanna be's
don't mess with no gun totin' wench.

 

Now this was funny!!!

 

Ra...

you's a bad bad man...and funny too!!! I'm diggin' this piece most def!!!

Peace
GQ

 

I gotta go--she comin' now

I can't even get on the page--here she come again--gone--Ra

 

Ra.... silly boy!! (lol)

thank you for the comic relief...

you are versatile beyond belief!!
Sunshyne is still smilin'... thanks!

Peace&Love~

 

oh my man

oh my man my man did you really go there? this was a funny *** story man
feeling the flava

 

Ra

I'm smiling; this is another example of your massive skills!

Thank you! (at'll teach you to step out on Maybeline)

A

 

Skillz you got Ra. Nice

BE

 

Maybeline's a bad mother . . .

. . . shut yo mouth! But I'm talking about Maybeline. Gotto go. Here she comes again. Wants me to go to the grocery store with her. ****!

Ra