Black Poetry : Maybeline's Revenge

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  1. Amun-Ra

    Amun-Ra Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I'm sitting there sucking on a pig ear samich
    when Caldonia Williams bust up through the door
    and parted all the people like she was Moses
    just to snatch my skinny *** out on the floor.

    Satchel Mouth Henderson and the Funky Five
    had the joint jumpin like the walls was ready to fall
    and me and Caldonia did the jerk and the boogaloo
    we was dancin' and sweatin', having ourselves a ball.

    All of a sudden the band stopped playing
    and the there was juke joint silence all around
    but when I saw my sweet wife Maybeline
    that's when my I knew that I had been found.

    My feet and my heart both stopped in mid-stride,
    when I heard Caldonia holler, "run she's totin' heat
    I knew that I had to get up and out of that joint
    and I had no trouble getting that message to my feet.

    Well, I'm back at home now playing husband
    and Maybeline got this player sitting on the bench
    so, here some advice to all you wanna be's
    don't mess with no gun totin' wench.
     
    Amun-Ra, Mar 22, 2001
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    Bishop Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Now this was funny!!!
     
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    GQ Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Ra...

    you's a bad bad man...and funny too!!! I'm diggin' this piece most def!!!

    Peace
    GQ
     
    GQ, Mar 22, 2001
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    Ra.... YA GOT ME BOUT TO FALL
    DES BE ON TARGET ...LMAO)))
     
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  5. Amun-Ra

    Amun-Ra Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I gotta go--she comin' now

    I can't even get on the page--here she come again--gone--Ra
     
    Amun-Ra, Mar 22, 2001
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  6. GA_Sunshyne

    GA_Sunshyne Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Ra.... silly boy!! (lol)

    thank you for the comic relief...

    you are versatile beyond belief!!
    Sunshyne is still smilin'... thanks!

    Peace&Love~
     
    GA_Sunshyne, Mar 22, 2001
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  7. Street So'ja

    Street So'ja Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    oh my man

    oh my man my man did you really go there? this was a funny *** story man
    feeling the flava
     
    Street So'ja, Mar 22, 2001
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    alyce Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Ra

    I'm smiling; this is another example of your massive skills!

    Thank you! (at'll teach you to step out on Maybeline)

    A
     
    alyce, Mar 22, 2001
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    Skillz you got Ra. Nice

    BE
     
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  10. Amun-Ra

    Amun-Ra Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Maybeline's a bad mother . . .

    . . . shut yo mouth! But I'm talking about Maybeline. Gotto go. Here she comes again. Wants me to go to the grocery store with her. ****!

    Ra
     
    Amun-Ra, Mar 23, 2001
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