Black Jokes Humor : Masculine or Feminine

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  1. HODEE

    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in
    Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either
    masculine or feminine..

    House' for instance, is feminine: 'la
    casa.'
    'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el
    lapiz.'

    A student asked, 'What gender is
    computer'?'

    Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class
    nto two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide
    for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine
    or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four
    reasons for its recommendation.

    The men's group decided that 'computer' should
    definitely be of the feminine gender ('la
    computadora'), because:

    1.. No one but their creator understands their internal
    logic;

    2.The native language they use to communicate with other
    computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

    3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term
    memory for possible later retrieval; and

    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
    yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.



    The women's group, however, concluded that computers
    should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

    1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them
    on;

    2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for
    themselves;

    3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half
    the time they ARE the problem; and

    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you
    had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better
    (UPGRADED) model.

    The women won.
     
  2. Jazzytude

    Jazzytude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




    Yuuuup the women won!:SuN013:
     
  3. MRS. LADY

    MRS. LADY Banned MEMBER

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    that's really cute.....

    when she find you

    she'll feel like she won the lottery .....

    one love
     
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    Da Street So'ja Banned MEMBER

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    don't get too excited

    you won by DEFAULT

    :haha:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lmbo.....women alwayz win str8 out or by default .....so yep it's a 'el indeed
     
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