Black Jokes Humor : Marriage

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  1. CarrieMonet

    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
    WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married
    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
    WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)"
    HUSBAND: (makes an audible groan).
    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
    WIFE: ---silence---
    HUSBAND: " oh Da#m!"
     
  2. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol....................BUSTED !!!!!!!!!
     
  3. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    And I mean busted with a big "B" ...hahaha
     
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    Oh, that's too bad! LOL
     
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    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    you said it well!!!...lol
     
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