Black Jokes Humor : Man uses gun for backscratcher, shoots himself

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  1. Da Street So'ja

    Da Street So'ja Banned MEMBER

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    http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/051408dnmetitch.f81a31c3.html

    THIS REALLY HAPPENED BUT IT MADE ME LAUGH, HOW STUPID LOL

    the lesson here is don't DRINK AND SCRATCH YOUR BACK WITH A LOADED

    PISTOL



    Man uses gun for backscratcher, shoots himself


    01:43 PM CDT on Tuesday, May 13, 2008


    By KIMBERLY DURNAN / The Dallas Morning News
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    A Fort Worth man trying to scratch an itch on his back used a revolver and accidentally shot himself.

    Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m. Sunday in his home in the 3500 block of Montague Street, when he got up from the table and walked into another room, said Fort Worth police Lt. Kenneth Dean.

    “He told officers he had an itch on his back and grabbed the first thing he could get a hold of, which was a revolver,” Lt. Dean said. “The gun went off."

    Mr. Espinal went back and told his buddies that he shot himself. “They didn’t believe him until they saw the blood coming down his back,” Lt. Dean said.

    Mr. Espinal was taken to an area hospital, where he was treated and released with non-life-threatening injuries.
     
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    Just looking at the title of this thread, all I could do was laugh.
     
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    So'ja I have one worse then that.....And i hate to say it ...but i know a guy who had just got out of prison...hadn't been out for more then 2 month. Smh my head on this part....he went to a gun shop to buy a gun. And he used his own name...now how dumb was that?
     
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    let's say he got a bang out dat itch......twist effects whewwww!!!
     
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